An Imperator Never Apologises

I could not stand a man like him

Who desires some one’s behind

I won’t want him on my team

Don’t ever think I'd be so blind

Yes, I sacked him from the party

And sent him into the wilderness

But who’d have thought how wily

He was in aggressive bitterness

He dared to form Parti Reformasi

To fight me an unchallenged ruler

But he was let down by sodomy

And ended up at Bamboo River

As PM such a man must never be

Can the nation accept a sodomite

O' he disgusts me so unbelievably

I can't even countenance his sight

Years passed and I'm in deep shit

For trying to be like Lim Goh Tong

Losing several billions & a wee bit

Wasn't my error just a wee wrong

Now I need his party to play ball

But don't think I've accepted him

It’s just my usual hypocritical call

To attract Si Merajuk to my team

Once I’ve won the general election

I will not need his party anymore

He can continue his stay in prison

Hatred of him is deep in my core

I’m the nation’s highest Imperator

None will ever get the better of me

Even the PM has to be my mandor

Or he will end up like Jibby & AAB