12/24/2023

It's Christmas! Is the war over?

This year in lieu of Christmas greetings I invite you to view the video below.

It's non-religious and very relevant during this troubling time where genocide is happening in Gaza.

I play this song near New Year's end every Year, and never fail to shed tears when I listen to the message from John Lennon and Yoko. 







 

12/18/2023

Promise of a Palestinian

 Promise of a Palestinian


Numb with grief
Numb with rage, what to say

What you've done to us
What we'll do to you, one day

Yes, it'll be tit for tat
An eye for an eye, you'll pay

Land of milk and honey?
HaAretz HaMuvtahat? No way

- Kaytee Moc



















2/28/2023

6/07/2022

Son of Han


[I composed this limerick aeons ago when there was then still a Pakatan Rakyat, and a Mandarin-Nazi blogger who hated any Chinese not speaking Mandarin (especially Pakatan Rakyat sweeties), wakakaka - found the limerick in my files, so here it is, with lots of my signature wakakaka's]





Son of Han


A blogger called himself son of Han
He thought he might have some fun
As he has the hots for Hanna
With her he dreams he wanna
But she laughs as his was only a wee ‘un


wakakaka


On Eli’s sarong he is deeply fixated
Just to probe beneath it, he’s excited
He feels something wet
But poor bloke didn’t get
That’s because he had masturbated


wakakaka


How could he hope for any headway
With PR sweeties in his disgusting way
He reeks of terrible B.O
And haven’t I told you so
For all his lust, bloke’s a closeted gay


wakakaka


So he rings up dear Teresa Kok
Ask to borrow her yellow frock
Saying he wants a date
With Saiful his soulmate
Who’s ‘clean’ as a whistle for a knock


wakakaka


2/26/2022

My Lamentation on my-once HERO now-ZERO

Once he was my No 1 hero
Who inspired me with hope
But now he's just a lousy zero
In backing him I felt like a joke

Poisoned by rotten company
He strayed from the true sign
Becoming plain power crazy
Why doesn't he eff-ing resign

1/04/2022

"As I have been reliably informed" - Dirge of a Mongolian father


Shaariibu Setev - father of Shaariibuugiin Altantuyaa
Star Online photo

"I am not satisfied. My daughter knows only one Malaysian and it is Razak Baginda. Now my daughter is dead and Baginda is freed... the country has lost credibility in the (eyes of the) world"



How can it so?
He who defiled the body of my beloved
Has been freed, unpunished for his crime
As I have been reliably informed

My heart crushed
As I have been reliably informed it should be
My tears flow
As I have been reliably informed they must be

String him up
By a hyper-pious tree in the mango plain
And another one too, as both ought to be
As I have been reliably informed

My anger explodes
As I have been reliably informed it should be
My pains sharpen
As I have been reliably informed they must be

Malaysian lawful process?
Oxymoronic dark humour? Aren't the SDs
Available as concretized absolute truths?
As I have been reliably informed

My frustration erupts
As I have been reliably informed it should be
My beliefs shatter
As I have been reliably informed they must be

So what if two are on trial
When they aren't the evil Duo drummed
Into my ears, mind, and expectations
As I have been reliably informed

My torment revolts
As I have been reliably informed it should be
My sufferings scream
As I have been reliably informed they must be

The Terrible Twins
Shattered Golden Beam* in more ways than one
So he said that he said that he said & he said
As I have been reliably informed

My despair intensifies
As I have been reliably informed it should be
My hopes destroyed
As I have been reliably informed they must be


* the Mongolian name 'Altantuyaa' means '
Golden Beam'

Related:


4/01/2021

Syiok sangat sayang S-binte

Malaysian political poem No 3:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wah, lu olang mahu 'positive-kan' kami
Oi, ini ta'bolihlah, Bercatur terbalik pula
Ya, wa-olang syiok sangat sayang Sbinte
Terkemut-kemut, macam belacan & kera


- Haziq Liberace

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3/31/2021

The kau-kau pinioning of S-binte

Malaysian political poem No 2 (31/03/21):



Sorry AMNO, we luv Ber-catur coz she has Sbinte

That's hell of a lot better than a mere 90 million

VELLFIRE, Emissary-ship and Sandakan O-O-me

Aiyoyo, the grunting as S is being kau2 pinioned

- Haziq Liberace


3/30/2021

Come back lah sayangku, wakakaka

Malaysian political poem - March 2021:


I may have lost someone who didn’t love me
but you lost someone who truly loved you

Come back lah sayangku yang sangat dicintai
I will cook for you nasi kangkang with budu

You sleazy slut, prostitute, treacherous whore
Even going beyond khalwat plus plus, Omigod
And ere your Abang is even out of the door
What a bloody cheat you've been, bloody sod

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