12/19/2017

Who will be PM?

 

The man they want as their PM-designate is sadly in jail
Imprisoned for a crime we've been told he didn't commit
But campaigning for his innocence seems destined to fail
Hampered by various sinister obstructions I must admit

The man they did NOT want as PM has nominated himself
Saying that if people are desperate for an experienced PM
Yes, he shouted after chucking his baker's apron on a shelf
F**k Putrajaya, he'll even build his Palais de Buckingham

Wakakaka

He claims impressive track records in money & banking
In surreal looking bridge as well as automobile production
Steel industry, gigantic dam, tin trading and road tolling
He knows the methods of constitutional ..ahem.. reduction

His charms are devastating, his once mortal foe can testify
While his anger is ruthless as felt by his erstwhile mentee
He is a walking encyclopedia, a know-all who is never shy
He can be your future PM but only when he hears your plea

Wakakaka

Some say he is ashamed of and hides his ancestral origin
But that does not seem true as he has shown he likes roti
A delicious breakfast taken with dahl on a Sunday mornin'
Everyone likes roti, Punjabis, Telugus, Tamils & Malayalee

I cannot find anyone wrong with him, he is sans blemish
For an experienced PM-designate we needn't look too far
But wait wait wait, just one point, not something to relish
He might have just a fault if any, dia selalu mudah lupa

Wakakaka



10/05/2017

Drama Queen and the Blue Whale

The gab master told us a truly fantastic tale
What he had caught one day when fishing
A behemoth of 400,000 tons, a blue whale
And just with raffia string, bull and panjing




 And its tongue is forked

T'was in Sungei Bumi he landed the Putera
Prince of the Sea, a member of the baleen
Mind, I didn't realise he would go that far
Not knowing his DNA and inherited gene


Oh oh, Ox shallow River said 400K it's not
The whale was just a mere 40K (lb) pounds
T'was just a f**king sardine he had bought
Making all his adoring believers into clowns



But such bullshit is what'll make a minister
Yes, one will be the prettiest Drama Queen 
So said the 180-degrees about-turn traitor
Hearing all these, I sure need more caffeine


9/04/2017

Crabs of Hinduism

FMT - Santiago: All parties, not Hindraf alone must help Indians (selected extracts):


DAP MP Charles Santiago disagrees with Hindraf's position that only an Indian-dominated body can look after the welfare of the community [...]

[He said]: I have always spoken against race-based politics. And Hindraf’s position that only an Indian dominated party or organisation can look out for the welfare of other Indians in the country doesn’t sit well with me.

While I do agree that the Indian representation is lacking in the federal opposition, the responsibility of addressing the aspirations of the Indians remains with all parties.

In fact, it’s the onus of every political party in the country to address the needs of the poor, marginalised and disenfranchised.

I read Hindraf secretary Muniandy Ponnusamy’s statement with amusement. It reminded me of the very famous story about crabs pulling each other down – a powerful metaphor for what is often touted as a very typical Indian trait of not letting other Indians forge ahead.


It’s essential that instead of reacting, Muniandy spend some time really looking into Hindraf’s relevance to the Indians and also Malaysia’s political scene.

And by the way, taking pot shots at me won’t help Hindraf recapture the imagination of the Indians.

Tho' annoying but yes, strangely it amuses me too
To be pulled down by those crabby crabs of Hindraf
When you ask Indians about Hindraf they cried who?
Hence they fear the DAP who to Indians do not bluff

Hindraf wants to corner representation for Tambee
So they can strut around in Senate and Parliament
As Yang Berhormat who will appear busy as a bee
But in reality become Big Maharajah's so corpulent

Crabs may be crabby but yes they need to be eaten
Cooked in chillie sauce and goreng kaukau to death
Better for them to be makan instead of being beaten
Bet they'll preach Ganesh even unto their last breath

That's the problem of politics that lean on the Divine
Beguiling the victim-voters into supporting the party
Instead of policies they play on superstitious mind
Hoping faith clouds voters' eyes to not think and see




9/03/2017

Urgently required: Ashes Surveyor

MM Online - IGP Khalid to retire on Monday (extracts):


KUALA LUMPUR, Sept 3 — Tan Sri Khalid Abu Bakar will officially retire from service as Inspector-General of Police (IGP) at a ceremony to hand over duties to his successor at the Police Training Centre (Pulapol), here, tomorrow.

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi, who is also Home Minister, is expected to attend the ceremony scheduled for tomorrow morning.

Khalid said his retirement tomorrow, which would be one day earlier than his birthday on Tuesday was decided by he himself.

“Yes, it’s true that I will be retiring tomorrow and my plan after this is to enrol in cookery class at the Malaysian Institute of Baking in Petaling Jaya,” he told Bernama.

Aiyoh, where can lah. How men. Who will be looking out for seditious ashes slipping into Malaysia?

But here's Ong Boon Hwa's chance to return to Sitiawan to rest his soul.


The post at the lonely border will be vacant
I dread none will look out for seditious ashes
That of the nasty naughty communist agent
Through our ethnic barriers his soul crashes

Who says there is no more communist here
When it is obvious vote losses UMNO fears 
Of the Heartland who dreads the buccaneer
The 'faithful' sees him as bogeyman 4 years


what treaty - can't remember 

Sadly, one renegade to an international treaty
Put paid to the meaning of integrity & honour
Prohibited Chin Peng's return dishonourably
Treachery's his name, full of ugly dishonour

Now Heaven punishes him for an oath broken
Consigns him to utter shame and humiliation
Ignored by his 'faithful', he's truly heartbroken
But it's only Heaven's way of divine retribution



Malaysia semua Boleh so think BIG lah

wakakaka
 

Home for Rohingyas?


Compare current Malaysian compassion for Rohingyas to how we had badly treated the Vietnamese during their dire moments as they fled the communists in their homeland to arrive here by boats.



vietnamese boat people 

We even had a very nasty bigoted high ranking politician threatening to tow their hardly-seaworthy vessels out to the high seas again and/or shoot them.

If we want to be compassionate towards the Rohingyas then that should be based on universal values and not on blind religious or ethnic loyalties, and a compassion which should be universally applied to everyone deserving of such sympathies.


Oh Rohingyas Rohingyas Quo Vadis
Flotsam of Poms, you colonial debris
Like Malayan Cinapeks if you please
Though the latter, alas, could not see

That your problems are almost similar
To theirs, save an exception in religion
That's the one with moon and scimitar
Which ruled Arakan in arbitrary fashion

You couldn't mix with local Burmese
Nor consider the locals as your kind
You treated them as if they've disease
Class them as pariahs, infidels, swine

Ali Jinnah didn't want bigoted loyalty
That you offered to his pure Pakistan
Instead of pledging to Burma loyalty
You thus rendered citizenship undone

Now you cry songs & tears of  sorrow
You gnash your teeth & tear your hair
Sadly for you, there seems no morrow
A sky with storms but not weather fair

Go home to Mother Land, Bangladesh
End thy Diaspora, run to Sheik Hasina
Cease silly threats and militarism brash
Such extremities won't take you very far

Be like the Malayan Cinapeks who live
In Malaysia amidst peace and harmony
Strong has been their wish their belief
In a life of co-happiness & co-prosperity

Live anew in what once was E Pakistan
With your brethren of Bengali ethnicity
That may end your sad & sorrowful run
Which unchecked may be unto eternity

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8/13/2017

Thanks MACC

Part 1

Thanks MACC for taking action on my report
Should I also tell on the reclamation scheme
Appreciate your wonderful prompt support
Your speedy response has 4 me been a dream

F**k Pakatan for I'm the Malaysian Mata Hari
I owe allegiance only to the one I alone know
Reclamation or whatever like a seedy factory
Moi would let the MACC know where to go



Mata Hari

real name Margaretha Geertruida "Margreet" MacLeod

Born: 7 August 1876, Leeuwarden, Netherlands
Died: 15 October 1917, Vincennes, France by firing squad 

Part 2

Thanks MACC despite your still unexplained
Part in Teoh Beng Hock's most horrid death
But nonetheless thanks as I've much gained
When you hound my foe into great distress

F**k TBH's family and forget what I did promise
I want to be be in Prince-City 'ere my retirement
Justice, integrity and honour I will give a miss
Stop dreaming I'd even care about sentiment

8/11/2017

Life-long punishment


Deemed a bastard & consigned to being a bin Abdullah
A lesser human, one to be forever scorned as a mongrel
Feathered & tarred by cruel people, the dastardly mullah
To be jeered by society as one possibly born in a brothel



in Selangor we back mufti of Perak 

The Divine One looks from above, and shakes His head
At those who claim to be His clerics but sadly heartless
Who brazenly claim to talk for God above, so they said
But 'tween secular & clerics' laws, which's of darkness



By their cruelty, their arrogance, he became a bin Mutt

Smeared forever, though for what purpose, I must ask
Branded as an illegitimate, the leper's mark is clearcut
Stigmatised, to prove he's innocent will be no easy task


as a public servant, I only obey a fatwa and f**k secular laws 

Why do so-called men of god want such an evil tattoo
To be inked on all innocent babies born out of wedlock
Such life-long punishment wouldn't be from a bhikkhu
Nor should it be from a cleric to a member of his flock



Ishmael bin Abdullah, not Ishmael bin Musa 


7/13/2017

God created all creatures

FMT - Subang DAP youth leader denies quitting over ‘gay iftar’ (extracts):




PETALING JAYA: The founding president of a lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) rights group, has quit his posts in DAP after having organised a “gay iftar” last month, MalayMail Online (MMO) reported.

Numan Afifi, of Pelangi Campaign, ... [...] ... however, denies being forced to quit from his posts by the party following the controversy raised after the “gay iftar” breaking of fast event on June 10, organised by Pelangi Campaign.

“I think for the cause I’m doing, I don’t want it to be affected by politics. So I think it’s best for the activism I’m doing to not be influenced by politics,” Numan told MMO, adding that he remains a DAP member.

Two DAP youth leaders also denied that the party had anything to do with Numan’s decision to quit from his posts.

LGBT is such a sensitive issue in religiously conservative Malaysia (not just with Muslims but Christians as well) that poor Numan Afifi felt he has to quit his political job just because he merely organised a 'gay' iftar.

This sounds ridiculous but not in Malaysia, where God's creation can be edited, audited and vetted for approval by mortal priests (of the Abrahamic religions).

By the way, for Malaysians (including and especially Malays, wakakaka) who might have forgotten what is the Malay term of 'buka puasa', it means the current Arab word 'iftar', wakakaka again.



LBGT flag

(top to bottom) Hot pink Sex, Red Life, Orange Healing, Yellow Sunlight,
Green Nature, Turquoise Magic/Ar
t, Indigo Serenity, Violet Spirit



Buddhist flag
Buddhist Truth & compassion

(left to right) blue Compassion, yellow Middle-way (moderation), red Blessing of practice (achievement, wisdom, virtue, fortune and dignity), white Purity of Dhamma – leading to liberation, timeless, orange Wisdom of Buddha's teaching, 6th compound colours Truth of the Buddha's teaching


The beautiful Pelangi people came for 'iftar'
In colours like the flag of Truth & Compassion
BTW, 'iftar' in our lingo means 'buka puasa'
When passion was for Allah, not Arabisation

They respect the Divine words on Ramadan
Abstaining thro' discipline and devoted piety
Praying, only breaking puasa at setting sun
They, best of god's children, fast in empathy

Priests of Hatred revile these God's Children
Defiling the Almighty's own beautiful creation
Insulting the Lord's hard work with derision
Blaspheming divine work without realisation

They believe not in God but enhanced prestige
Indulging in vile threats of malevolent hostility
Not unlike dark occult forces used to bewitch
Blind lemming-like followers of their religiosity











  

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