3/31/2020

Tolong berdiam-diam


Abang sayangku, abang sayangku
Look at that woman dress in PPE
With 'Menteri' label on dress too
Diam lah, manja voice-kau 2 geli



tiru nada Doraemon & dikuti dengan gelak manja?
πŸ˜²πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚

Oi, one and all, look I am spraying
4 your safety, I am dressed in PPE
To disinfect virus, monstrous being
Podah menteri, itu my mango tree


😠😠😠

Bersandiwara, kerbau, tua chong
'Ni menteri2 hanya mau publicity
Sampai memanggil Si Doraemon
Langsung ta' ikhlas, no sincerity


dei tangachi podah

πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž

Minum air suam bagus sgt sekali
Lagi menteri kerbau cakap ayam
Ini bolih buat Covid bunuh sendiri
Tapi yang best, tolong berdiamx2


πŸ˜›πŸ˜œπŸ˜


3/23/2020

Blessed Rain


We've been told the rain in Spain
In that tragic Covid ridden Iberia
Usually'd fall mainly on the plain
But what of our tropical Malaysia?



The rain goes dom dam dom dam
Beating rat-tat-tat on my zinc roof
Nature's musical singing telegram
Our friendly hujan, not at all aloof


Saying to me As-salāmu ʿalaykum
As I smell it sweet moist freshness

Sitting on the veranda of my home
Magically feeling tranquil calmness


Soon the rain will leave me alone
In idyllic and stoic contemplation
Meditating on my Nirvanic throne
& cherishing 
Nature's benediction



3/03/2020

The Frogs of Malaysia




The eternal bane of our country are frogs
'Tis the season for them, hopping all over
Stinking like malodorous dirty worn socks
Yes, they're very much attracted to power


Frogs I refer to aren't nature's amphibians
Just offspring of scums in grotty cesspool
They love nefarious acts pre-post elections
Yes, drawn to filthy lucre & loot they drool


Some are amazingly agile in their hopping
They lompat kiri kanan, whoa, back to kiri
Their inner GPS' directing them to offering
Lucrative, in a game of 'Gimme', 'Gimme'


Their hides are thick as African rhinoceros
And faces masked with hypocrisy and lies
Preaching righteousness in voices sonorous
While converging on pungli like eager flies



Note: 'pungli' is Indonesian abbreviation for 'pungutan liar' or 'illegal levies' (bribes)


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