[I composed this limerick aeons ago when there was then still a Pakatan Rakyat, and a Mandarin-Nazi blogger who hated any Chinese not speaking Mandarin (especially Pakatan Rakyat sweeties), wakakaka - found the limerick in my files, so here it is, with lots of my signature wakakaka's]
Son of Han
A blogger called himself son of Han
He thought he might have some fun
As he has the hots for Hanna
With her he dreams he wanna
But she laughs as his was only a wee ‘un
wakakaka
On Eli’s sarong he is deeply fixated
Just to probe beneath it, he’s excited
He feels something wet
But poor bloke didn’t get
That’s because he had masturbated
wakakaka
How could he hope for any headway
With PR sweeties in his disgusting way
He reeks of terrible B.O
And haven’t I told you so
For all his lust, bloke’s a closeted gay
wakakaka
So he rings up dear Teresa Kok
Ask to borrow her yellow frock
Saying he wants a date
With Saiful his soulmate
Who’s ‘clean’ as a whistle for a knock
wakakaka
